Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

June 23, 2012

How To Make Love Stay...

Who knows how to make love stay?

1. Tell love you are going to Junior's Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if loves stays, it can have half. It will stay.

 2. Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a moustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay.

 3. Wake love up in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be all right. Fall asleep. Love will be there in the morning. ― Tom Robbins


I love this guy! :)

November 07, 2010

Cleavage...

Okay, I honestly think if anything after sliced bread should get the most innovative invention prize, it has got to be this! But before you proceed, if you're a guy, watching below video might ruin cleavage for you forever, like it did for a friend. But I still highly recommend it :)

I never thought that was possible! Like really, dude! I used to actually think all those men dressing up as females stuff oranges in their bras. This is, for lack of words, highly fascinating!